April 2009
[Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now - The...
You know, I’d love to tell my grandkids that I survived the swine flu pandemic of 2009, but dying of it might be funnier.
“Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
This Little Piggy Killed Off The World Population
Paige: if the swine flu kills me before grad, i'll be so POd
Courtney: if you give it to me right after ive been cleared of vag cancer ill be so POd
Paige: if you give me vag cancer right after i finish battling the swine flu, i will be SOOO POd
Courtney: i would never rub my vag on you soooo no worries!
Paige: thx for being such a good friend.
Courtney: i try
WatchAlex on the Kansas City trip for AP Art History.
“There is always a piece of fortune in misfortune.”
– Japanese proverb
[My Best Friend’s Girl - The Cars]
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Composite Score
BroncoFAN2491: you fail
a softer paige x: psh
a softer paige x: who got a 2 on their APUSH exam here?
a softer paige x: LOL WHICH REMINDS ME
a softer paige x: Carmen got the same ACT score as me
BroncoFAN2491: ...
a softer paige x: which means she got two more than you
a softer paige x: hahahahahaha
BroncoFAN2491: I know I am fucking smarter than her.
BroncoFAN2491: Now i have to fucking go take it again.
a softer paige x: ....so am I allowed to make fun of you because your prom date is:
a softer paige x: a) convinced she's Edward Cullen
b) the namesake of your ex-girlfriend's fetus
c) dumber than Carmen
poisonsunshine: d) all of the above
Celebration of Color →
[Fuck That I Don’t Give A Fuck Fuck You -...
Sleep Walking
The calander pages from the past weeks are scattered all over my nightstand, like a pile of leaves I just finished raking in time for a massive gust of wind to throw them all around.
I feel like I can’t remember anything. I can’t even remember what I can’t remember. The last time I felt like this was right after gaining consciousness after my moped accident. I read messages I...
osculation
wordjournal:
noun • 1) a kiss; the act of kissing. 2) a close contact. 3) [Geometry] a contact of curves or surfaces which share a common tangent at the point of contact.
[Middle Distance Runner - Sea Wolf]
